12 January, 2012

Flotsam and Jetsam

My Karl Malden days are far behind me - these days I'm always leaving home without my ...
camera!

It seems that blogging inspiration can be directly tied to that particular accessory - so today you're getting random observations - apropos to nothing
  or nothing without a lot of work.

You know that I am a simple person of simple tastes.  I like what I like, but I can be swayed.  

You may remember that several, really!?  several?!  yes, several years ago - with the big 5-0 approaching -I felt that it was time to cultivate some adult/mature traits.
Tales of cozy tea-drinking episodes held a certain appeal and I decided to learn to drink tea.
I tried.  Really tried.  Really hard.  
I longed for the soothing effects and intimate confessions that seemed to accompany any mention of tea in novels, movies and the real-life anecdotes found in magazines...

It didn't happen.

As I have abandoned my attempts to become a tea-drinker, some other quest must fill that void.  After much consideration I have a new adult pursuit:
I shall learn to eat cheese.  Uncooked.  Cold.  Without a vehicle.  Go ahead laugh - I'll wait.

I can - and do - enjoy melty cheese in any number of delicious applications.
This is different.
I'm already well into my second (!?) year of this experiment and there has been progress.


It wasn't that long ago that I could only eat *half* of one of those wedges distributed between my standard serving of 6 triscuits.  That is no longer the case.  Please hold your applause til the end.



Recently I tried to combine this with learning to drink red wine.
 I know - how hard can it be.

In November my annual checkup indicated that I have elevated triglyceride levels.  As my primary health care provider the doctor was prepared to send me home with a prescription that day, but we decided that I could have the next 6 months flying by to address the situation through diet and exercise.
Her recommendations included fish oil caplets on a daily basis.

Tim, my secondary health care provider, or do I have that reversed? recommended 4 ounces of red wine before bed.  

It didn't happen.

I gave it an honest, generous month.  
I don't like red wine. 
 I find it medicinal.
Drinking it requires that I eat something with it, like cheese and crackers, 
which seems to complicate the whole process...    
The caplets are working just fine for me, as I hope the fish oil in them is.


Next, I'd like to introduce you to what I must imagine will become my new best friend:


One of these days I'll need to take it out of the package.

The textbook for my math class asserts that there is no such thing as a brain for math - it is within the reach of all of us to solve quadratic equations.  I'll get back to you on that one.

While I do consider my self a simple person I do not consider myself ignorant of the world as it moves outside of my immediate sphere - but please - 
Does it seem unreasonable to you that a calculator - granted: a *graphing* calculator - should cost over a hundred dollars!?  Maybe I need to enlarge the borders of my sphere...

Another recent event took place last weekend as I visited my mother to celebrate her approaching birthday.
I had my first massage.  I loved it.  The masseuse had a great touch and
I can see myself doing it again.
I also had my first fried ice cream.  Not the same success as the massage.  I could only finish less than half and don't foresee it ever happening again. 

Finally, today, prompted by the howling wind and frigid air temps, I have taken some of the
 excellent chili we made for Christmas out of the freezer.  
I also made a pot of rice to go with it. 


We got this little gadget for Christmas and I will say that it makes a good pot of rice.

Looking ahead - I have been invited to attend the Yinghua Academy's Chinese New Year celebration the last weekend of January.
I promise to take my camera...

4 comments:

Valerie said...

Do not beat yourself up about the wine and cheese....think of all of the empty calories you are saving. By the way, the cheese course is always served at room temperature, not cold.

As for the calculator, let it do what it is supposed to do. You supply the information; the calculator does the work.

On Second Street said...

mom. we will eat some good cheese next week. i promise you will leave a cheese lover.

ilona said...

Valerie - I was thinking whole, solid, not melted, more than *cold* but I will remember to set my cheese out in time to reach room temp.

Naphtali - I look forward to your help. I still need to shop for something red for the event...

ilona said...

Valerie - I was thinking whole, solid, not melted, more than *cold* but I will remember to set my cheese out in time to reach room temp.

Naphtali - I look forward to your help. I still need to shop for something red for the event...